Five things I learned this week, which may or may not be of any use to you…

1) It doesn’t hurt to have an inkling of what you’re doing before you actually do it.

2) Hermit crabs will not play fetch.

3) Summer vacation does not mean the end is near for Mom.

4) Two hours of listening to the Limbo song on repeat is sufficient.

5) Kids will always be awake before 6am unless you actually need them to be awake.

Where will life take us next week?